Category Archives: Assholes

HOT TAKE

Trump is going to win the GOP nomination, mathematically at least.  Who knows what strange voodoo will go down at the convention itself. What’s almost as shocking as this plain fact is how he isn’t just winning, he’s annihilating his fellow … Continue reading

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#YallQaeda #VanillaISIS #Yeehawd

#YallQaeda in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/mul2866b3r — Matt Osborne (@OsborneInk) January 4, 2016   Albert Burneko on the home-grown terrorists who have seized a Federal building out in Oregon: “Here is the thing. These men are not frightening. They are jamokes. … Continue reading

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No Syrian Refugee Ever Called Me…

While Americans fret over Syrian refugees who aren’t even there yet, actual Christian terrorism is a thing. How is it that a fetus is sacred but actual human beings aren’t?

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“Cowardly Bigots”

John Scalzi on the utter cowardice (moral and literal!) of Americans: “’But people are scared!’ Okay, and? Being scared may be the excuse for abandoning all sense and reason in the moment one is actively under attack; it’s not even close … Continue reading

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Make The Crazy Rich Man Go Away

White people are the ultimate arbitrators of whether or not someone is “really” black. It’s in the Bible or something.

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Documenting The Atrocities

I’m voting for Hillary and so should you. That said, the rise of The Donald is most amazing thing I’ll ever witness in my lifetime in American politics.  Michael Tomasky gets it: “Well, for people like me, this is definitely … Continue reading

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3-13

I’m still a Redskins fan and I still refer to them as the horribly racist title “Redskins” because a) I’m a terrible person and b) a raging masochist. Seriously, fuck my life as a sports fan.  I also cheer for … Continue reading

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Tragedy To Farce

Angry white men shooting up churches and movie theaters is a near-daily occurrence in America. So if the wake of a tragedy is never the right time to “politicize” debates over gun control, then there is literally never a time to discuss … Continue reading

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Killed By Death

I like hybrid cars just fine but last night one almost killed me. This being South Korea, where creative traffic law interpretation and driving on sidewalks are national pastimes, I was walking home after work and felt a weird rush … Continue reading

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Morans

Obama’s first big mistake in office was thinking he could actually get anything done working with Republicans. More recently, he’s made the awful mistake of assuming he could talk to Americans like they were adults when it comes to charged … Continue reading

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