“Gretchen, Stop Trying To Make Kirk Cousins Happen.”

If there’s any upside to being a lifelong Washington football fan, it’s this — my little lizard-brain gets involuntarily excited when they make the playoffs against all odds.  But inevitably, when they shit the bed, their loathsome owner is once again denied the Super Bowl trophy that he will never, ever win.

But hey, at least I don’t root for the Cowboys.

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2 Responses to “Gretchen, Stop Trying To Make Kirk Cousins Happen.”

  1. I think my husband feels the same about his Bengals.

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