Slaughter Rule

I’m thinking the Rockies are going to win at least one game at home, humidified balls or no.

But the real question remains — will Manny Ramirez ever make it around the bases without slowing down to adjust (or fling off) his helmet as it impedes his unkempt locks?

Update: Well, I was right about Manny’s hair at least.  And omedetou, Daisuke-san.